Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Jesus O_o


Jesus became the most loved and the most hated character in the world I think. He is like a rockstar (actually so is Satan, but I won't write about him today). I don't mean to be offensive, I am a person with faith in God, but the Jesus jokes and the Jesus quotes are really funny. I just want to post a few quotes for a laugh =]]
  • Today I found Jesus, he was behind the fridge the whole time.

  • Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!

  • The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

  • Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side.

  • If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little Electric Chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

4 comments:

  1. imi place a doua :))) e foarte tare

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  2. Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side.

    aaaahahhaa, take that Birnbaum Arthur(Arthur is a good friend. he's jew only on his father's side) =))

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  3. ....he was behind the fridge the whole time, lol:))) eszembe juttatta egyuttlakozasunkat

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  4. hat azett katam, mert a horeas huto mogott volt megbujva a caritasos mikulascsokik alatt ;))

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