Jesus became the most loved and the most hated character in the world I think. He is like a rockstar (actually so is Satan, but I won't write about him today). I don't mean to be offensive, I am a person with faith in God, but the Jesus jokes and the Jesus quotes are really funny. I just want to post a few quotes for a laugh =]]
- Today I found Jesus, he was behind the fridge the whole time.
- Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!
- The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
- Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side.
- If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little Electric Chairs around their necks instead of crosses.