I know... *_*

You know I know someone who knows the girl who knows the guy that knows you, and the girl also knows the new girlfriend of that guy you dated and they all go out with the same people I used to go out a while ago, and a new guy is going out with them who apparently knows you and your sister and your sister's friend Jake who is said to be a cunt because he cheated on the girl who now goes out with your best friend...